Ever see a panda grow?

Things to do before u die!!!!

18SX Serius Tembam!!!!

Kalo aku citer.. kompem korang tak caya nyer... ada baek nyer korang ushar sendiri!!

Arab student sends an e-mail to his Dad.

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.

Your Son
Nasser

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Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:

Loving son,

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad

How To Cheat In Exams

Have you ever cheated in your exams??

Written by an African Kid

(in the writer's verbatim)

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white

When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey
And you calling me colored??

Aku Cinta Kamu 100 Bahasa

English - I love you

Afrikaans - Ek Fhet jou lief

Albanian - Te dua

A guy goes to the supermarket...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't
place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're
the father of one of my kids"

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from
my bachelor party, that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's
teacher."

Sapa kata manusia tak boleh pegang matahari??

Sapa kata??

Cara-cara nak cover malu bila terjatuh...

1. Kalau tersepak batu: Jangan terus bangun, sebaliknyer anda baring dan terus berguling-guling hingga jauh dari perhatian ramai...lepas tu baru bgn bila takde orang nampak..


2. Kalau terjatuh beskal: cepat-cepat naik beskal anda semula dan jatuhla lagi sehingga berkali-kali supaya orang ingat anda saje-saje buat lawak...


3. Kalau terjatuh tangga: terus bersilat seolah-olah anda dirasuk atau sedang berlawan dengan makhluk halus...

Boss Oh! Boss...

Alkisah ada seorang lelaki yang berusia lewat 50an
dan bekerja sebagai CEO disebuah syarikat yang besar
di KL...

Pada suatu hari tu... Boss ni memanggil la
dia punya seketeri masuk ke ofisnya... seperti biasa
seketerinya pun masukla...

Sembahyang...

Seorang Boss entah macam mana mood dia memang baik sungguh pada suatu hari tu.
Sesiapa yang nak minta balik 5 jam lebih awal hari ni dia bagi. Tapi alasannya hanya satu jer boleh guna.

Why Boys Need Parents!! --Part 1--

Ah Beng

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

Because below 18 not allowed Lah !

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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.

Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"

Salesgirl : "Yes !"

Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "

How A Man Discover And Lady Enjoys...

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Hair Cut

Boss: You got your hair cut on company time.

Susie: It grew on company time.

Boss: Not all that hair.

Susie: I didn't get it all cut.

So you want to be a photographer ???

bunyi memang sempoi.. hakikatnya.....